A Felon, An Accountant, and A Priest, all commit the same crime. Who is the most to blame?

I once believed that all would be treated equally. I was wrong. Only in the ideals of God can such impartial judgments be decided. I once reasoned that fairness would be taken into weighing punishment and dispensing mercy where it was deserved. I was also wrong.

Who is the most to blame? the Priest.

Those who try to walk a righteous path must never stray or stumble. When a shepherd lapses, the flock will scatter, the sheep will be torn to bits, the blame alone rest with the shepherd, who took no delight from that day forth. Contrition is the curse of good men, we learn, we suffer, and we pray for mercy that never comes.  Know that all life is sacred, and that once taken can never be restored. The Priest is a hypocrite, a wretch, a blaspheme, and a canard. The accountant can recover from his failure. The felon was expected to fail. But, the Priest’s life is irrecoverable. NEVER walk a righteous path unless you are ready to bring ruin to your life. Good men do not triumph, good men do not win, good men do not enjoy the pleasures of life, and because of all this good men are hard to find. Look for the man with a wet face, he washes it regularly to hide the fatigue of his aches and sorrows. He is the righteous man, the one who helps and expects nothing in return. For this he is poor in friends, food, and fun. His is the toil of man, to work the earth till his brow has has grown heavy in years. When tested, the right thing is easy. When no test is given, the right choice offers no reward, and often consequences to suffer.

Thus, be evil. Be evil and deserve the consequences. Enjoy what little pleasures life has to offer, relish in the delights of the flesh, eat that extra slice of cake,  finish off that last bottle, steal that new television, and take joy in the few fleeting moments of happiness available. Otherwise, you will whipped the same, scars to bear, with nothing to show, except anguish and bitterness.

Welcome to the righteous path, any takers?

I took a test at this link (http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp). I’ve taken many personality tests, but I was surprised how eerily accurate this particular one was. I’ve checked the other profile types, of which I can say I am not even close to the others. It is based of the research of Carl Jung, a diversified scholar. I recommend everyone give it a shot. Be sure to leave a comment with your type, I’m eager to see other people’s results. So basically this is a layout of my personality type or INTJ. This and other summaries can be found at http://typelogic.com/

I would also like to add a warning before and after the summary.

WARNING!: This personality type does not define a person.  Every person is subject to their own ability to change. My own answers at age 22 are not the same as when I was 13, 17, or 19. I would have been a different type in the past, BUT was able to change, for whatever the reason. Do not see this as a mold to conform your personality into, but an objective look at your personality. If you happen to see things in your summary that you do not find complementing, then seek to fix that aspect of life that you’re unsettled with. This personality type does not define a person.

Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging

To outsiders, INTJs may appear to project an aura of “definiteness”, of self-confidence. This self-confidence, sometimes mistaken for simple arrogance by the less decisive, is actually of a very specific rather than a general nature; its source lies in the specialized knowledge systems that most INTJs start building at an early age. When it comes to their own areas of expertise — and INTJs can have several — they will be able to tell you almost immediately whether or not they can help you, and if so, how. INTJs know what they know, and perhaps still more importantly, they know what they don’t know.

INTJs are perfectionists, with a seemingly endless capacity for improving upon anything that takes their interest. What prevents them from becoming chronically bogged down in this pursuit of perfection is the pragmatism so characteristic of the type: INTJs apply (often ruthlessly) the criterion “Does it work?” to everything from their own research efforts to the prevailing social norms. This in turn produces an unusual independence of mind, freeing the INTJ from the constraints of authority, convention, or sentiment for its own sake.

INTJs are known as the “Systems Builders” of the types, perhaps in part because they possess the unusual trait combination of imagination and reliability. Whatever system an INTJ happens to be working on is for them the equivalent of a moral cause to an INFJ; both perfectionism and disregard for authority may come into play, as INTJs can be unsparing of both themselves and the others on the project. Anyone considered to be “slacking,” including superiors, will lose their respect — and will generally be made aware of this; INTJs have also been known to take it upon themselves to implement critical decisions without consulting their supervisors or co-workers. On the other hand, they do tend to be scrupulous and even-handed about recognizing the individual contributions that have gone into a project, and have a gift for seizing opportunities which others might not even notice.

In the broadest terms, what INTJs “do” tends to be what they “know”. Typical INTJ career choices are in the sciences and engineering, but they can be found wherever a combination of intellect and incisiveness are required (e.g., law, some areas of academia). INTJs can rise to management positions when they are willing to invest time in marketing their abilities as well as enhancing them, and (whether for the sake of ambition or the desire for privacy) many also find it useful to learn to simulate some degree of surface conformism in order to mask their inherent unconventionality.

Personal relationships, particularly romantic ones, can be the INTJ’s Achilles heel. While they are capable of caring deeply for others (usually a select few), and are willing to spend a great deal of time and effort on a relationship, the knowledge and self-confidence that make them so successful in other areas can suddenly abandon or mislead them in interpersonal situations.

This happens in part because many INTJs do not readily grasp the social rituals; for instance, they tend to have little patience and less understanding of such things as small talk and flirtation (which most types consider half the fun of a relationship). To complicate matters, INTJs are usually extremely private people, and can often be naturally impassive as well, which makes them easy to misread and misunderstand. Perhaps the most fundamental problem, however, is that INTJs really want people to make sense. :-) This sometimes results in a peculiar naivete’, paralleling that of many Fs — only instead of expecting inexhaustible affection and empathy from a romantic relationship, the INTJ will expect inexhaustible reasonability and directness.

Probably the strongest INTJ assets in the interpersonal area are their intuitive abilities and their willingness to “work at” a relationship. Although as Ts they do not always have the kind of natural empathy that many Fs do, the Intuitive function can often act as a good substitute by synthesizing the probable meanings behind such things as tone of voice, turn of phrase, and facial expression. This ability can then be honed and directed by consistent, repeated efforts to understand and support those they care about, and those relationships which ultimately do become established with an INTJ tend to be characterized by their robustness, stability, and good communications.

Introverted iNtuition

INTJs are idea people. Anything is possible; everything is negotiable. Whatever the outer circumstances, INTJs are ever perceiving inner pattern-forms and using real-world materials to operationalize them. Others may see what is and wonder why; INTJs see what might be and say “Why not?!” Paradoxes, antinomies, and other contradictory phenomena aptly express these intuitors’ amusement at those whom they feel may be taking a particular view of reality too seriously. INTJs enjoy developing unique solutions to complex problems.

Extraverted Thinking

Thinking in this auxiliary role is a workhorse. Closure is the payoff for efforts expended. Evaluation begs diagnosis; product drives process. As they come to light, Thinking tends, protects, affirms and directs iNtuition’s offspring, fully equipping them for fulfilling and useful lives. A faithful pedagogue, Thinking argues not so much on its own behalf, but in defense of its charges. And through this process these impressionable ideas take on the likeness of their master.

Introverted Feeling

Feeling has a modest inner room, two doors down from the Most Imminent iNtuition. It doesn’t get out much, but lends its influence on behalf of causes which are Good and Worthy and Humane. We may catch a glimpse of it in the unspoken attitude of good will, or the gracious smile or nod. Some question the existence of Feeling in this type, yet its unseen balance to Thinking is a cardinal dimension in the full measure of the INTJ’s soul.

Extraverted Sensing

Sensing serves with a good will, or not at all. As other inferior functions, it has only a rudimentary awareness of context, amount or degree. Thus INTJs sweat the details or, at times, omit them. “I’ve made up my mind, don’t confuse me with the facts” could well have been said by an INTJ on a mission. Sensing’s extraverted attitude is evident in this type’s bent to savor sensations rather than to merely categorize them. Indiscretions of indulgence are likely an expression of the unconscious vengeance of the inferior.

Famous INTJs:

Dan Aykroyd (The Blues Brothers)
Susan B. Anthony
Arthur Ashe, tennis champion
Augustus Caesar (Gaius Julius Caesar Octavianus)
Jane Austen (Pride and Prejudice)
William J. Bennett, “drug czar”
William F. Buckley, Jr.
Raymond Burr (Perry Mason, Ironsides)
Chevy Chase (Cornelius Crane) (Fletch)
Phil Donahue
Michael Dukakis, governor of Mass., 1988 U.S. Dem. pres. candidate
Greg Gumbel, television sportscaster
Hannibal, Carthaginian military leader
Veronica Hamel (Hill Street Blues)
Angela Lansbury (Murder, She Wrote)
Orel Leonard Hershiser, IV
Peter Jennings
Charles Everett Koop
Ivan Lendl
C. S. Lewis (The Chronicles of Narnia)
Joan Lunden
Edwin Moses, U.S. olympian (hurdles)
Martina Navratilova
Charles Rangel, U. S. Representative, D-N.Y.
Pernell Roberts (Bonanza)
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Governor of California
Josephine Tey (Elizabeth Mackintosh), mystery writer (Brat Farrar)
Rudy Giuliani, former New York City mayor
Donald Rumsfeld, US Secretary of Defense
General Colin Powell, US Secretary of State
Lance Armstrong
Richard Gere (Pretty Woman)
Katie Couric

U.S. Presidents:

Chester A. Arthur

Calvin Coolidge

Thomas Jefferson

John F. Kennedy

James K. Polk

Woodrow Wilson

Fictional:

Cassius (Julius Caesar)
Mr. Darcy (Pride and Prejudice)
Gandalf the Grey (J. R. R. Tolkein’s Middle Earth books)
Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs)
Professor Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes’ nemesis
Ensign Ro (Star Trek–the Next Generation)
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern (Hamlet)
George Smiley, John le Carre’s master spy
Clarice Starling (Silence of the Lambs)

WARNING!: This personality type does not define a person.  Every person is subject to their own ability to change. My own answers at age 22 are not the same as when I was 13, 17, or 19. I would have been a different type in the past, BUT was able to change, for whatever the reason. Do not see this as a mold to conform your personality into, but an objective look at your personality. If you happen to see things in your summary that you do not find complementing, then seek to fix that aspect of life that you’re unsettled with.This personality type does not define a person.

Like a spaceship that has a beach next to a library that had someone’s glasses in a locker, so you took the glasses and laid down on the beach, when the owner comes and gets upset for stealing her glasses, so in swim trunk you go the 2nd floor of the library and camp behind the stairs watching the doorway to the reception area for about an hour, then go sit by a random woman reading a large stack of books, clothes start appearing on you till you’re warm, then a person with the body of a human and the head of a goat or ram comes by, stares at you, then walks away toward reception, the woman reading has eight of her friends stop and they have gathered around the table, behind them another person in a suit body this time with a pig head, looks at me squinting, glances toward the window, back at me, back at the window, back at me, then slightly nods, I look out the window and it’s near dusk, only seven of the friends remain, I stand up from the table.

I wake up. Still exhausted, still unsettled, till doing 90 in a 30 and wondering when I’m going to slow down. It’s like my brain is moving faster than I can steer it. At times like these, sleeping pills don’t normally do much, even if I am exhausted. The pills just can’t decelerate my head. Case and point, I took two 58 minutes ago. Still truckin.

For Guys: This is why it is hard to date in our times
For Girls: I hope you understand why men have such a hard time with dating

How to Get a Girlfriend

It is usually harder for guys to get a girlfriend than it is for girls to get a boyfriend.

Steps

1. Have good personal hygiene. For the most part, just caring about how you look is enough. Wear new clothes that fit.
2. Keep up a good posture, walk steadily and smile. Women do not like slouchers. Bad posture gives an air of lack of confidence. Smiling makes a guy more welcoming. A good walking style, (straight back, a hand in the pocket for no reason and taking well distanced strides) gives the impression of intelligence.
3. Adapt your appearance. Clean up for a high-class city girl. Dress down for the fun-loving motorbike chick. Never adhere to your own sense of style, girls don’t really value individuals.
4. Pick a location frequented by a significant number of girls where you feel fairly comfortable, perhaps a place that is conducive to a skill of yours: music, public speaking, or a private intimate conversation. Go out and have a good time. Guys who stare and walk around constantly looking for women, immediately lower their value. Be sure to ignore girls, avoid eye contact to appear mysterious, and have everyone else around you moving to appear easy to approach.
5. Be funny. If you’re not naturally funny, don’t try too hard around her. Pitch jokes to other people first and see how the jokes do with them. If you get no laughs there, just pray, because it’s going to be hard winning a girl without humor, girls are not attracted to a man’s personality, kindness, or character.
6. “Plant some seeds”. Flirt casually with waitresses. Make a passing comment and smile to a girl walking by. Toast a woman at the bar. Then go back to having a good time with your friends. In short time, you’ll notice women slowly gravitating to you.
7. Qualify them. Don’t be a jerk about it… but in a fun, playful way, make her prove her value to you. Something as simple as “Are you open-minded? Cool, because I only talk to open-minded people.” Judge them but just never tell them you are judging them or they will be offended and be uncomfortable. Though they will be judging you the entire time, ladies are not accountable for their close-minded-ness.
8. Talk. Silence is uncomfortable. On the other hand, women do nothing but talk, and never listening can be seen as annoying.
9. Connect with her. Find out what you have in common, and reward her with a smile and a story of your own if she tells you something unique about herself that you can relate to.
10. WARNING: If she gives you something like “Oh, I like to go shopping”, don’t reward her for that. It’s not unique, but will be a very common answer.
11. Look and touch. Looking into a girl’s eyes shows respect and interest. A firm handshake, a gentle pat on the back, a light touch of the hand and other subtle gestures allow the girl to feel connected with the guy, or feel pressured into being more physical.
12. Feel great. The feeling will radiate and affect the lady too.
13. Don’t pretend to be someone you aren’t, you may think you will win her with like mindedness, it but in the end she will find you out. Find a common interest, something you both like instead.

Tips

• Guys do not need to look like Brad Pitt to find a girlfriend. Just keep hair, teeth and nails clean and neat. Ladies are quick to notice little details especially in the hands and faces, but won’t say anything to acknowledge them.
• Be a good conversationalist. Read up on the latest in politics, entertainment, arts and even sports news. Women love a well-informed man. It makes him look well-educated and, therefore, richer in every aspect. Or just actually be well-educated.
• Do listen to the lady before responding. Women do not like to be cut off. They like to be considered and feel important, but may interrupt you, please remember women are not accountable.
• Do pay on the first drink, first date, first taxi cab ride, etc. It makes a gentleman out of a man.
• Most importantly, offer to walk or drive the lady home (or anywhere she wants to go). This makes the man seem sincerely concerned for her well-being.
• Don’t annoy you girl by texting her every night. She will send you texts you, though and not replying will be seen as negligence. Reply but unless you have something to say then don’t text. It gets annoying when someone keeps texting you saying “what r u doing?”, so if you absolutely can’t go without saying something everyday, at least correct your grammar. At the very minimum, spell words correctly.
• Do be subtle. Yet it is important not to be so simple-minded as to be unreadable.
• Do romantic things for her, like slow dances, holding hands, giving her flowers and candy, and hugs. They will appear stalkerish most of the time.
• Don’t be afraid to display your affection in public.
• Be a gentleman! Open car doors for her and remember the “ladies first” rule
• Don’t be easy. Play hard to get. If a woman tries touching you, tell her “hands off”. If she tries to kiss you, tell her “I’m not that easy.” Eventually you’ll be touching and kissing her … but at the beginning, make her work for a bit and watch the attraction build.
• Playing hard to get never works for guys. So you should tell the girl you do love playing hard to get and keep reminding her.
• All girls have that time of the month. Be as supportive as you can because your girl might be grumpy and/or in pain but she wants your love and you have to be there for her. Nonetheless, do not explicitly mention the time of the month to her-a girl hardly enjoys knowing that the world can tell. If she is agitated, be nice to her, and don’t get ticked off. Remember, she is not actually mad at you, or annoyed at you. She is just going through a hard time at least 12 times a year for multiple days at a time, with extended weeks of headaches and migraines, if you are lucky maybe five or six days a month she will be happy. Keep in mind: the road will be difficult. As in any healthy relationship, you will have your share of conflicts, some tiny, some big. Remember to be true to yourself, and try to abandon any significant selfishness. A relationship is a matter of team work, where you have to do almost all the work.
• Make sure you’re clean and looking good…girls will notice if you put some thought into your appearance, and they are lonely and in need of companionship.
• If she asks, “Does this make me look fat,” and it is not flattering to her, say: “I don’t think it is as flattering to your beautiful body as ___” and suggest an alternative, NEVER EVER tell her what you really think or the truth.
• Treat her like you normally do around your friends or else she will feel like you’re embarrassed of dating her, but do not talk to your friends unless prompted; she will feel neglected and irritated.
• Remember, friends and family can be a strong influence on someone’s decisions, so make sure you are honest, open and interested in them and don’t criticize or make fun of them! It’s the quickest way to lose someone, but be sure to poke fun at there unique personality and attractive qualities, girl often want stability so be sure to act stubborn occasionally.
• If you travel, stay in touch with her so she knows you haven’t forgotten her, this will put a stitch in all her relationships, and cause a gap in all of your own romantic prospects.

Warnings

• Do not stalk the lady, but be persistent, just not too persistent.
• Do not ask out someone if you do not have somewhere to take her, beside your home.
• Grinning like the Cheshire cat is creepy, so be sure to look away, look uninterested, bored, or tired. Unless she likes a slight smile.
• Taking over the entire conversation is over-bearing and rude, unless she has a point to make, in which case interrupting or arguing will be considered rude.
• Do not insist relentlessly on an offer when the lady has turned it down. It may be that she has no use for or does not feel good about the suggestion. Pushing her to accept will only increase the possibility of rejection or acceptance.
• Avoid being a close talker. Nobody likes that.
• Don’t make disgusting body jokes, or fart a lot. Girls hate that.
• Don’t make her feel like a sex object instead of a human being, unless you’re trying to get a loose girl. Less promiscuous girls are turned off by such patronization and bigotry, but loose girls are attracted to it.
• Smell nice but don’t overdo it!
• If it doesn’t work, don’t worry; she isn’t for you, but don’t give up too easily.
• Never cheat. It remains perfectly understandable that you’ll have wandering eyes, but realize where your heart is and stick to that. One time will be enough to convince a girl to dump you, but for women to cheat one time is not necessarily enough to be dumped.
• Never over-do something. Switch things around a lot and you’ll keep the excitement that builds a good relationship, though don’t be too inconsistent, girls enjoy the stableness of habitual events.
• Give her space, but not too much space or she will feel unwanted. She has friends, too, and doesn’t want to be smothered, but be sure not to spend time with your friends though unless she has already told you not to bother her.
• Try not to give her reasons to be jealous. Understand how your actions might look to her, and be very lenient to how her actions may look to you.
• Do not push her to do anything physical with you. She will let you know when she is ready with subtle body language signals that may be hard to interpret.
• Try your hardest to do your part of forgive and forget and let it be. No one likes to be reminded of their mistakes, especially women who have made multiple mistakes.
• Never forget her birthday or other events she will remember. Saying “Happy birthday” does not cut it; girls expect gifts for every holiday. If you do not get her something she will remember and think you’re cheap! Late is better than never. This is not reciprocated to men, unless you have reminded them often day before your birthday, and even then women are not accountable.

6:37 AM – Visited the Copious Coinpurse to uncover the source of Thoronir’s drastically cheap goods.

[The following takes place between 6:43AM and 7:23AM]

- Eavesdropped on a conversation between Thoronir and Agarmir.

- Followed Agarmir to his home in the Talos Plaza

- Waited for Agarmir to leave his home.

- Once Agarmir had vacated, I broke into Agarmir’s home, and later his basement.

- Finding as evidence: a muddy shovel, ground human bone remains, a book entitled “Macabre Manifest”.

- From record in the “Macabre Manifest”, I ventured to the Trentius Mausoleum.

- I arrived to find Agarmir and, accomplice, Rolgarel in the process of disturbing graves, most likely for merchandise.

- After halting their crimes, I returned to the Copious Coinpurse to inform Thoronir of nature of his dealer’s wares.

- Was introduced to Agronak gro-Malog, also known at the Gray Prince, the Imperial Arena Grand Champion.

- After entering the combatant’s quarters, I registered as a combatant.

- After grueling 15 or so matches, I was able to challenge the Gray Prince.

- After defeating the Gray Prince, I became the new Imperial Arena Grand Champion under the reputed name “Crimson Blade”

- Next, I traveled to Cloud Ruler Temple to meet with illegitimate heir to the emperor’s throne, Martin Septim.

- Martin informed me that he was in need of the blood of a god pertaining to a certain ritual found in the Mysterium Xarxes.

- I sought in the ruins of Sancre Tor for the ancient Armor of Tiber Septim, who ascended long ago and became the god Talos.

- From blood scrapings engrained in the armor, Martin continued his work on deciphering the Mysterium Xarxes.

- Next, I was sent in search of one of the last ‘Great Welkynd Stone’ in the Ayleid ruins of Miscarcand.

- After removing the stone from its pedestal, the former King of Miscarcand arose to hinder my actions. My flight soon followed.

7:23 AM - I stopped for rest to watch Fantastic Four – Rise of the Silver Surfer, which was moderate. The film had a run time of 91 minutes 51 seconds. Prospectively finishing at 8:54:51 AM.

- Following I watched a drama that I am ashamed to watch, but it’s so good in a bad way. With a run time of 41 minutes 37 seconds. Estimating completion time at 9:36:28 AM, assuming there was less than a second between their showings.

- I took a shower, cleaned my room, read 43 pages in Terry Goodkind’s last book of the Sword of Truth series, Confessor, emailed a friend in China, went to the bathroom at least five times because of stomach issues, watch episodes 3 and 4 of ‘Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn’ each with a runtime of 23 minutes 45 seconds totaling 47 minutes 30 seconds, placing time approximately at 10:23:58 AM, and even had time to write this blog. This is all assuming the previously listed events had no impact on time.

The current time is 9:58 AM.

I have not exaggerated on any of the times listed. I’m not sure what happened, but time is definitely playing cruel tricks on my mind. Or perhaps I’ve learned how to slow time. One or the other, for sure.

If anyone has experienced anything similar to these time anomalies that they can quantify as I have here, please inform me below.

I kind of have the chills.

Decision is yours, ladies.

I ain’t much of a man for write’n big words, but since I’ve been readin’ those words of them learned fellas. I came to opinion that I’ve read more words from the dictionary, than are in these decker pamphlets.

I adopted me a pair of twin liquors or was it triplets?… and with the help of these snobbering wenches at my disposal, I managed to muster a few ideas from them learned-men’s drabble. It be exhausting to recite, them be the words twice the length of a narwhale’s horn; bigger than your sur ‘n name smunched up and cramped together. I left Polly and the eye patch in the brig, before voyaging to my deserted isolation. Here in the tower, the crow’s nest or higher, all i see is the calm windless walls, and the morning light rising to confront me like an unwelcomed mutiny. Not that I be talkin to meself or anything of the like, for fear ye might me thi’xn me few crackers short of nut, but I be dabbling in a sailor’s lisp. Don’t ye be confusing that wit a sailor’s limp! Some of us just have a droll and rumble to our speak’ns, far apart from the likes of sea-legs and leg-pegs, if you be catch’n my sugge’tn.

Too many parsecs, trim the sails, that’s what me sexton ‘s been yammering about. I consider myself a happy ferrer to have me a ton of sex, or an astrolabe that will sur’n to be leading to the sort.  It’s about time to overcast my shadow and given that sun the yo-hohoho, let him rise all the way to noon, and he’dve been confused whether to quail under my stare or quest farther west leaving me in the dusk. I’ll have to fasten my thoughts to the mast and push this ship a bit farther with me own warm bellows. Let’s hope that all the hot air won’t go to me head, and follix up the day’s labor. Back to the bounded stories and dreary tomes, I got a few more words to befix ‘n me head before the sun’s gets enough gal to peek over this horizon. Back to the quill, no progress yet, put my prayers upon maiden’s wings to zeph a nervy wind abring. ~