How to Get a Girlfriend (Unbelievable)
I posted this before, but I’m quite certain only a small handful actually read it, even thought they were tagged to it.
I decided to dive into tips on dating and getting a girlfriend,
this is what I found out of 118 pages of dating tips.
For Guys: This is why it is hard to date in our times
For Girls: I hope you understand why men have such a hard time with dating
How to Get a Girlfriend
It is usually harder for guys to get a girlfriend than it is for girls to get a boyfriend.
Steps
1. Have good personal hygiene. For the most part, just caring about how you look is enough. Wear new clothes that fit.
2. Keep up a good posture, walk steadily and smile. Women do not like slouchers. Bad posture gives an air of lack of confidence. Smiling makes a guy more welcoming. A good walking style, (straight back, a hand in the pocket for no reason and taking well distanced strides) gives the impression of intelligence.
3. Adapt your appearance. Clean up for a high-class city girl. Dress down for the fun-loving motorbike chick. Never adhere to your own sense of style, girls don’t really value individuals.
4. Pick a location frequented by a significant number of girls where you feel fairly comfortable, perhaps a place that is conducive to a skill of yours: music, public speaking, or a private intimate conversation. Go out and have a good time. Guys who stare and walk around constantly looking for women, immediately lower their value. Be sure to ignore girls, avoid eye contact to appear mysterious, and have everyone else around you moving to appear easy to approach.
5. Be funny. If you’re not naturally funny, don’t try too hard around her. Pitch jokes to other people first and see how the jokes do with them. If you get no laughs there, just pray, because it’s going to be hard winning a girl without humor, girls are not attracted to a man’s personality, kindness, or character.
6. “Plant some seeds”. Flirt casually with waitresses. Make a passing comment and smile to a girl walking by. Toast a woman at the bar. Then go back to having a good time with your friends. In short time, you’ll notice women slowly gravitating to you.
7. Qualify them. Don’t be a jerk about it… but in a fun, playful way, make her prove her value to you. Something as simple as “Are you open-minded? Cool, because I only talk to open-minded people.” Judge them but just never tell them you are judging them or they will be offended and be uncomfortable. Though they will be judging you the entire time, ladies are not accountable for their close-minded-ness.
8. Talk. Silence is uncomfortable. On the other hand, women do nothing but talk, and never listening can be seen as annoying.
9. Connect with her. Find out what you have in common, and reward her with a smile and a story of your own if she tells you something unique about herself that you can relate to.
10. WARNING: If she gives you something like “Oh, I like to go shopping”, don’t reward her for that. It’s not unique, but will be a very common answer.
11. Look and touch. Looking into a girl’s eyes shows respect and interest. A firm handshake, a gentle pat on the back, a light touch of the hand and other subtle gestures allow the girl to feel connected with the guy, or feel pressured into being more physical.
12. Feel great. The feeling will radiate and affect the lady too.
13. Don’t pretend to be someone you aren’t, you may think you will win her with like mindedness, it but in the end she will find you out. Find a common interest, something you both like instead.
Tips
• Guys do not need to look like Brad Pitt to find a girlfriend. Just keep hair, teeth and nails clean and neat. Ladies are quick to notice little details especially in the hands and faces, but won’t say anything to acknowledge them.
• Be a good conversationalist. Read up on the latest in politics, entertainment, arts and even sports news. Women love a well-informed man. It makes him look well-educated and, therefore, richer in every aspect. Or just actually be well-educated.
• Do listen to the lady before responding. Women do not like to be cut off. They like to be considered and feel important, but may interrupt you, please remember women are not accountable.
• Do pay on the first drink, first date, first taxi cab ride, etc. It makes a gentleman out of a man.
• Most importantly, offer to walk or drive the lady home (or anywhere she wants to go). This makes the man seem sincerely concerned for her well-being.
• Don’t annoy you girl by texting her every night. She will send you texts you, though and not replying will be seen as negligence. Reply but unless you have something to say then don’t text. It gets annoying when someone keeps texting you saying “what r u doing?”, so if you absolutely can’t go without saying something everyday, at least correct your grammar. At the very minimum, spell words correctly.
• Do be subtle. Yet it is important not to be so simple-minded as to be unreadable.
• Do romantic things for her, like slow dances, holding hands, giving her flowers and candy, and hugs. They will appear stalkerish most of the time.
• Don’t be afraid to display your affection in public.
• Be a gentleman! Open car doors for her and remember the “ladies first” rule
• Don’t be easy. Play hard to get. If a woman tries touching you, tell her “hands off”. If she tries to kiss you, tell her “I’m not that easy.” Eventually you’ll be touching and kissing her … but at the beginning, make her work for a bit and watch the attraction build.
• Playing hard to get never works for guys. So you should tell the girl you do love playing hard to get and keep reminding her.
• All girls have that time of the month. Be as supportive as you can because your girl might be grumpy and/or in pain but she wants your love and you have to be there for her. Nonetheless, do not explicitly mention the time of the month to her-a girl hardly enjoys knowing that the world can tell. If she is agitated, be nice to her, and don’t get ticked off. Remember, she is not actually mad at you, or annoyed at you. She is just going through a hard time at least 12 times a year for multiple days at a time, with extended weeks of headaches and migraines, if you are lucky maybe five or six days a month she will be happy. Keep in mind: the road will be difficult. As in any healthy relationship, you will have your share of conflicts, some tiny, some big. Remember to be true to yourself, and try to abandon any significant selfishness. A relationship is a matter of team work, where you have to do almost all the work.
• Make sure you’re clean and looking good…girls will notice if you put some thought into your appearance, and they are lonely and in need of companionship.
• If she asks, “Does this make me look fat,” and it is not flattering to her, say: “I don’t think it is as flattering to your beautiful body as ___” and suggest an alternative, NEVER EVER tell her what you really think or the truth.
• Treat her like you normally do around your friends or else she will feel like you’re embarrassed of dating her, but do not talk to your friends unless prompted; she will feel neglected and irritated.
• Remember, friends and family can be a strong influence on someone’s decisions, so make sure you are honest, open and interested in them and don’t criticize or make fun of them! It’s the quickest way to lose someone, but be sure to poke fun at there unique personality and attractive qualities, girl often want stability so be sure to act stubborn occasionally.
• If you travel, stay in touch with her so she knows you haven’t forgotten her, this will put a stitch in all her relationships, and cause a gap in all of your own romantic prospects.
Warnings
• Do not stalk the lady, but be persistent, just not too persistent.
• Do not ask out someone if you do not have somewhere to take her, beside your home.
• Grinning like the Cheshire cat is creepy, so be sure to look away, look uninterested, bored, or tired. Unless she likes a slight smile.
• Taking over the entire conversation is over-bearing and rude, unless she has a point to make, in which case interrupting or arguing will be considered rude.
• Do not insist relentlessly on an offer when the lady has turned it down. It may be that she has no use for or does not feel good about the suggestion. Pushing her to accept will only increase the possibility of rejection or acceptance.
• Avoid being a close talker. Nobody likes that.
• Don’t make disgusting body jokes, or fart a lot. Girls hate that.
• Don’t make her feel like a sex object instead of a human being, unless you’re trying to get a loose girl. Less promiscuous girls are turned off by such patronization and bigotry, but loose girls are attracted to it.
• Smell nice but don’t overdo it!
• If it doesn’t work, don’t worry; she isn’t for you, but don’t give up too easily.
• Never cheat. It remains perfectly understandable that you’ll have wandering eyes, but realize where your heart is and stick to that. One time will be enough to convince a girl to dump you, but for women to cheat one time is not necessarily enough to be dumped.
• Never over-do something. Switch things around a lot and you’ll keep the excitement that builds a good relationship, though don’t be too inconsistent, girls enjoy the stableness of habitual events.
• Give her space, but not too much space or she will feel unwanted. She has friends, too, and doesn’t want to be smothered, but be sure not to spend time with your friends though unless she has already told you not to bother her.
• Try not to give her reasons to be jealous. Understand how your actions might look to her, and be very lenient to how her actions may look to you.
• Do not push her to do anything physical with you. She will let you know when she is ready with subtle body language signals that may be hard to interpret.
• Try your hardest to do your part of forgive and forget and let it be. No one likes to be reminded of their mistakes, especially women who have made multiple mistakes.
• Never forget her birthday or other events she will remember. Saying “Happy birthday” does not cut it; girls expect gifts for every holiday. If you do not get her something she will remember and think you’re cheap! Late is better than never. This is not reciprocated to men, unless you have reminded them often day before your birthday, and even then women are not accountable.
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