Captain’s Log-04242008-0609
Location: TAMU Library Annex – Room#252-I
I ain’t much of a man for write’n big words, but since I’ve been readin’ those words of them learned fellas. I came to opinion that I’ve read more words from the dictionary, than are in these decker pamphlets.
I adopted me a pair of twin liquors or was it triplets?… and with the help of these snobbering wenches at my disposal, I managed to muster a few ideas from them learned-men’s drabble. It be exhausting to recite, them be the words twice the length of a narwhale’s horn; bigger than your sur ‘n name smunched up and cramped together. I left Polly and the eye patch in the brig, before voyaging to my deserted isolation. Here in the tower, the crow’s nest or higher, all i see is the calm windless walls, and the morning light rising to confront me like an unwelcomed mutiny. Not that I be talkin to meself or anything of the like, for fear ye might me thi’xn me few crackers short of nut, but I be dabbling in a sailor’s lisp. Don’t ye be confusing that wit a sailor’s limp! Some of us just have a droll and rumble to our speak’ns, far apart from the likes of sea-legs and leg-pegs, if you be catch’n my sugge’tn.
Too many parsecs, trim the sails, that’s what me sexton ’s been yammering about. I consider myself a happy ferrer to have me a ton of sex, or an astrolabe that will sur’n to be leading to the sort. It’s about time to overcast my shadow and given that sun the yo-hohoho, let him rise all the way to noon, and he’dve been confused whether to quail under my stare or quest farther west leaving me in the dusk. I’ll have to fasten my thoughts to the mast and push this ship a bit farther with me own warm bellows. Let’s hope that all the hot air won’t go to me head, and follix up the day’s labor. Back to the bounded stories and dreary tomes, I got a few more words to befix ‘n me head before the sun’s gets enough gal to peek over this horizon. Back to the quill, no progress yet, put my prayers upon maiden’s wings to zeph a nervy wind abring. ~
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